The "Fix everything and learn how to ride in two minutes or less" Ring
Okay, the title is a mouthful, but after I ramble for a bit, I'll attempt to clarify it for you. You could probably source the inspiration of this blog back to a meme that my Personal Assistant insists on sending me regularly when she refers to her riding (to clarify, she rides significantly better than the meme would suggest). At any rate, we have since been using this quote while competing at HITS this winter. However good or bad one's round is, our response upon exiting the ring is this: It has now turned into an even worse version which is, "not bad for two fat guys". That's probably insulting to many people but we do have a sick sense of humour. For the first time in quite a while, I've had opportunity to stand in the hunter warm up ring and listen to trainers. We have started to use other trainers' coaching phrases as our own, as we have found they seem quite useful. We have not, however, figured out what half of them mean. The first week o...